Smells like hookers and blow. Just yanking your chain. Get your shit together, you’re grown for fucks sake! No but really you’re so perfect with your “college degree” and your “successful career” and your “bangin’ body” and your… oh, wait a second. Okay. Yeah, you kind of are. But—and let me play devil’s advocate here—have you ever eaten six Chipotle bowls with a side of homemade moonshine and then sent emails to all your exes AND their moms? I didn’t think so.
The Details:
- Dirty Margarita Scented
- Handmade in Ohio, USA
- Net Weight: 6 oz.
- Note: Because all Whiskey River Soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical
The Maker:
Whiskey River Soap Co. makes a variety of products that (hopefully) make you laugh! They’re all about creating their own products local to them in Ohio because they don’t want to just sell you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China. They think there’s a place for quality items & humor to exist together, and hope you agree. Their soaps are handmade meaning they smell good, will make you giggle, and no two bars are identical! They also make funny pencils, journals, candles, and more. Make sure to check out the full collection of Whiskey River items!
Fast Shipping & Professional Packing
Because of our long-standing partnership with UPS, FedEx, DHL and many other leading global carriers, we can provide an array of shipping options. Our warehouse personnel are expertly trained and will wrap your products according to our precise and exact specifications. The goods you send us are checked thoroughly and properly secured before shipping. We ship to thousands of customers every day across multiple countries. The fact that we're committed to becoming the biggest online retailer in the world is obvious. The warehouses and centers of distribution are in Europe and the USA.
Please note that orders with multiple items are processed according to the specific item.
Prior to shipping We will inspect thoroughly the items you've purchased. The majority of orders are delivered within 48 hours. The delivery time varies between 3-7 days.
Returns
We do not manage the stock at our warehouse and factory. The actual stock can change at any moment. It's possible that you may not receive your purchase after it's been placed.
Our policy is for 30 days. If you haven't received your item within the 30 days period, we're not able to provide the option of a refund or exchange.
In order to be eligible for a return your product must be unopened and in the same condition as when you received it in. The item must be returned in the original packaging.
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